yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

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when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

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*cracks my knuckles* time to complain

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Inspirational pokemon photos.

Omg I love these!

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Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

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I am still upset that an actor as awesome as peter capaldi is the doctor at a time where I have less than 0 faith in the writing/production of the show.

this perfectly summarizes my feelings

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"Nostalgia is a dirty liar that insists things were better than they seemed."

Michelle K., I Can’t Stop Questioning It.    (via chomokh)

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Can’t sleep
Won’t sleep
Don’t want to sleep

These days it’s hard to pick which one is true but I guess it doesn’t matter because in the end I’m lying awake unable to sleep even after hours and hours and hours of depriving myself of it.

I am so sick of being tossed about with this ‘emotion’ bullshit
Thinking I want something and knowing that I don’t at the same time
Getting angry at things and knowing it doesn’t actually fucking matter



You ever see someone you used to be kind of close with out in public then realize you fucked up




is this what responsibilities look like

can i just

so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp

and johnny depp had to scream back

without either of them laughing

just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other


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